Buy a Donkey – T-Shirt
Buy a Donkey – T-Shirt
We ship to Australia and New Zealand only. Flat A$15 shipping per order.
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- Made to order
- Designed in FNQ by a Saffa
- Secure checkout
Buy a donkey. Say it fast and it's baie dankie, thank you very much. Our little vintage donkey says it for you from the left chest, ears up and no attitude.
For the Saffa who still says "dankie" before "thanks", and the Aussie partner who's heard the joke 400 times and still laughs politely.
Die Details
- Blank: AS Colour Staple tee (5001) in White or Natural (a warm off-white), mid-weight 100% combed cotton, regular fit
- Print: Small donkey with navy BUY A DONKEY lettering on the left chest
- Sizes: S to 3XL in White, S to XL in Natural, unisex fit
- Care: Wash cold, inside out, and line dry. Don't iron over the print.
- Made: Printed to order by our print partner
- Delivery: Made to order, so allow a little extra time before it ships. AU & NZ only, A$15 flat per order; estimated delivery times are shown at checkout.
Designed in FNQ by a Saffa. Klaar gepraat.
See the size chart for measurements.
Shipping & delivery
Shipping & delivery
Made to order, just for you. Allow 1–2 business days for payment to clear, then a few business days for printing before it's posted. These are estimates, not guarantees.
Shipping: We ship to Australia and New Zealand only. Flat A$15 shipping per order.
Caps and bucket hats come from our print partner in Latvia, so allow 3–4 weeks. Braai aprons are also made outside Australia, so allow about 3–4 weeks. For Christmas, order hats and aprons by about 20 Nov. Tee and hat in one order? Two parcels, still one flat A$15 shipping. Full shipping policy
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Faulty, damaged, misprinted or the wrong item? Email us (ideally within 30 days of delivery) with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund. Your rights under the Australian Consumer Law always apply.
Because everything is made to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns or exchanges (including ordering the wrong size), so please check the size guide first or email us before you buy. Full refund policy
Vrae? Questions?
Vrae? Questions?
Email us at lekkerman@allesafrikaans.com. A real person (a Saffa, nogal) will get back to you.
Size chart: Staple Tee (AS Colour 5001)
Regular unisex fit, mid-weight 180 gsm combed cotton. Measure a tee you already love, lay it flat and compare. Between sizes? Size up, boet.
Centimetres
| Size (cm) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 |
| Half chest (laid flat) | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 |
Inches
| Size (inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28 | 29.5 | 30.9 | 32.3 | 32.9 | 33.5 |
| Half chest (laid flat) | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.2 | 24 | 25.2 | 26.8 |
Garment measured laid flat. Half chest is straight across the chest, 2.5 cm below the armpits; double it for the full chest circumference. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow about 2.5 cm tolerance. Measurements from the AS Colour garment spec.
Looking for another style? See our general size guide.